Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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