quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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