he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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