Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
True strength comes from lack of pants
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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