She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
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thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
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I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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