How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
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I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
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I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.