well you can't waste a boner
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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