Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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