I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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