he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
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What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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