I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
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I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
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Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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