If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
only if we run a train.
done.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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