the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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