it's not cheating when I paid for it
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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