I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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