i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
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she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
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I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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