omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
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So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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