If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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