i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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