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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry

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  I'm hurrying

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  Dude. She just shit herself.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.

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  How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.

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• (212): View more from New York

  He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.

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