He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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