I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
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No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
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