How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
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I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
So many bounce houses so little time
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
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So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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