Plan B is the new Plan A
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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