i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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