scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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