super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
So vagazzling was a success
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
