You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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