saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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