So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Randomize
