no. you can't hotbox the world.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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