yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
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Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
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