Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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