You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
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All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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