dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
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passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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