he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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