Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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