Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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