just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
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how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
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Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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