i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
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I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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