He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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