Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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