The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Did I show you my penis last night?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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