Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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