he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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