Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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