? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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