elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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