How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I can't put those talents on a resume
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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