his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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