My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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