what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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