do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
pray to the hookup gods
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize
