the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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