i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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