So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
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he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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