what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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